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Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:27 pm

2 Cocalari vorbeau...
Auzi bha ce este alea SAH???
Bha prostule , sah e piesele alea de le bagam in punga cand jucam table.

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Atnarugis on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:48 pm

Laughing lol!
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  spark2funny on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:49 pm

Iisus mergea pe apa , iar Chuck Norris pe Iisus Smile) .

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:08 pm

jocolor
Doi gameri impatimiti a jocului Counter-Strike vorbesc pe messenger:
Ba, a dat autobuzul peste Perry!
Ai demo?
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Apophis on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:27 pm

Moved this topic here , i really laugh at the 1st one. Try to keep them in English if possible Suspect
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:40 pm

ce banc trist Sad
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  spark2funny on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:16 am

offtopic : apo -1 (you didn t said any joke) Smile)

onTopic:

Knock Knock...
Who's there ???
Baium
Bodoten... Smile) (non romanien ppl wont understand this joke)

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Adisor on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:26 am

Apophis wrote:Moved this topic here , i really laugh at the 1st one. Try to keep them in English if possible Suspect

ceri cam multe baaaaaaaaaaa....

P.S: YES
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Adisor on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:44 am

Un tip stătea în barul unui hotel şi vede o tipă mişto la o altă masă. Cheamă chelnerul şi îi spune să o invite la masă la el. Chelnerul se întoarce:
- Domnişoara a zis că nu poate să vină fiindcă ca are proteze noi la picioare şi îi scîrţîie, dar poate vreţi să mergeţi dv. la masa ei!
Tipul se duce, stau de vorbă şi la sfîrşit o invită în camera lui de hotel. Tipa refuză tot pe motiv că-i scîrţîie protezele şi-l invită în tufişuri. Merg în tufişuri, tipul îi ia picioarele la subraţ şi începe să o f**ă.
Doi beţivi mai încolo:
- Ia uite, bă! Ăla e mai beat decît noi: f**e o roabă!






Bulă, care este cea mai urîtă soartă a unui cîine?
- Băsescu.



Bulă, cînd era mic, se duce la ta-su şi îl întreabă:
- Tată, ce e ăla penis?
Tatăl se deschide la şliţ şi îi arată obiectul lui Bulă:
- Uite, fiule, acesta este un penis, iar ca fapt divers acesta este un penis perfect!
A doua zi, la şcoală, Bulă îşi cheamă colegii, îşi deschide şliţul, scoate obiectul şi le spune:
- Băieţi, acesta este un penis, iar ca fapt divers, dacă era cu 3 cm mai scurt, era un penis perfect.


Bulă, ce faci? Cine ţi-a spus că poţi să îţi bagi aşa, pur şi simplu, mîinile sub fusta mea?
- Toată lumea...

Cum a murit un oltean bînd lapte? A căzut vaca pe el!


Ce iese dintr-un oltean şi o moldoveancă? Un praz bobinat.


De ce umblă oltenii cu scara după ei? Că sînt proşti de dau în gropi şi trebuie să iasă afară.

that`s it for the moment ...


P.S: Apophis daca doresti in engleza pune`te si tradule ok ? Twisted Evil
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:54 pm

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

NUSTU CATI O S RADA LA UN BANC IN LB ENG !!!!!!

Apophis wrote:Moved this topic here , i really laugh at the 1st one. Try to keep them in English if possible Suspect

playing on an SV which is hosted in ROMANIA
where about 70% Romanians
ROMANIAN speaking
that could read on this forum that does not allow to write in English but ROMANIAN
So where is the problem of rwaiting ROMANIAN

write a joke and not 1000
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:40 pm

Evil or Very Mad onage jocolor

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Adisor on Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:04 pm

ce nashpa suna bancurile in engleza Razz
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Apophis on Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:21 pm

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:17 pm

Apophis wrote:
God: "Wait a minute."

omg onage Smile) Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  Iceme on Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:41 pm

Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher. Smile)

sounds crazy the eneglish jokes Neutral

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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  adrianalin on Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:42 pm

i know scratch
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Re: Bancuri :lol:

Post  spark2funny on Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:36 pm

i like english jokes , so keep em commin.

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